june

I have a big project starting this JUNE.very queasy,and very
exhilarated at the same time.I wanted this project the moment i saw
it!

tweet vomit

I accumulate all MINI-THOUGHTS as tweets in my memory,then,finally
when I get on twitter,I vomit all the tweets till head feels empty!

did it

After working just TOO hard on saturday and sunday,when I finally
almost collapsed on bed sun night I remarked happily,"I did it,I did
it"

italian religious tax benefits?

Did U know, #ITALY doesn't offer you certain tax benefits unless U
OFFICIALLY claim U are catholic.religious discrimination!

depigmented blonde

Blonde hair is nothing but DEPIGMENTED or underpigmented hair.I have
no idea how it is special in any way.what is the fuss about?

GOLDEN RULES FOR LIFE!

Golden rules for life?NEVER WASTE FOOD,Never waste water,Always
recycle.Use biodegradable products.enjoy nature.DRINK tons of water

grocery sponsor

500$ is someone's YEARLY grocery expenses,Which is WHY,I would NEVER
spend 500dollars on a concert.sponsor someone's grocery?

eye color

Do I have blue eyes?Nope,Hazelish brown with a blue rim..The blue rim
I suspect is not the iris but proably the CHOROID border!

cluase in my contract

I personally drafted clause in my contract,which include NO
photoshopping of my pics,NO forcing me to do subliminal marketing!

months

Months are flying,life is passing me by and I am getting
older...aaahm,what a POSITIVE tweet(sarcastic tone!)

wranglers!

At the age of 16,my mom bought me a green #wrangler JEANS.18yrs and
MED school later,I still wear it.top quality jeans, I say!

FOOTBALLERS,UNDERWEAR MODELS

I have no understanding why male football players are marrying female
underwear models?what is the COMPATIBILITY point here?

abusive parents

lady,The fact that your mother continued to stay with your father
though she knew he was sexually abusing U,says,BOTH don't care for u!

TOOLBELT

As a #female_surgeon who recently forayed into carpentry,plumbing and
home_improvement,I HIGHLY recommend the TOOLBELT!

fun day!

Tomorrow?I plan to lay down on my living room floor.THEN do some
sewing while watching FRENCH tv all day..THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!

tea in the garden

I mostly DISLIKE(read,hate) everything about BRITISH "culture"
EXCEPT,their love for #GARDENING and #high_afternoon_tea.

smokers

I go into a fit of rage each time my downstairs neighbor comes out
into his balcony and smokes.The smoke wafts upwards in half hour!

bullshit homeschoolers

I think people need to stop EXPERIMENTING on their kids with their
BULLSHIT clueless homeschooling attempts.Send them to school!

bos and ny

I hope NYC doesn't make me her own,coz I intend to belong to BOSTON
forever.But who knows what is in store for all of us!the best?

KIDS

One of the biggest advantages of NOT homeschooling your kids and
sending them to a school is THEY GET TO MEET other kids.

offensive

Cultures that teach men to TALK DOWN to a woman in a protective
patronizing tone even is she is smarter than them>OFFENSIVE!

Mr.T,for the best

If MR.T is wondering why I WON'T talk to him anymore,yet I write poems
about him,"dude,given your situation,NOT talking is best!ya?"

men and money

Moneyminded women marry men they R not sexually attracted to,men who
can fund their spending needs in exchange for dysfunctional sex!

object

People who try to choose their romantic partners based on JUST eye
color,hair color ,breast or butt size...No really,objectification?

ORGASM

Dear greedy rich old man,what is ur young,pretty,stupid wife supposed
2 do?shove UR money up her vagina and pretend to have an orgasm?

astronauts and cooks

Saying that all women are meant to cook and breed and do no other job
is almost like saying all men are meant to be astronauts!

self indulgent

When your 2nd child is a special needs child,going ahead and having a
third child is a very IRRESPONSIBLE,self indulgent thing to do!

3rd?

People who did a pretty shitty job of parenting with their first
kid,then proceed to have a 2nd&3rd just to prove they can be good
parents?

caffeine machine

At one point sunday evening,I was like, "I might pass out due to
exhaustion." then the caffeine kicked in and the machine chugged
along!

ignorant TV chefs!

Ignorant uneducated TV chefs PARROTING off something the research
drone wrote down for them.learn FOOD BIOCHEMISTRY,please?

women,men,

Statements like "in sex,women are emotional,men are visual" is like
saying, "women are good at cooking,men are good at eating".scheming!

KIDS-circumcision

American male babies get circumcised without their consent.and African
girl kids gets their genitalia mutilated.BOTH ARE CHILD ABUSE!

thug

A person who deliberately intends to THUG you is never going to come
up to you and say "hey,I am a thug, and don't trust me."

JAPANESE,katakana,english,plagiarism

Japanese #katakana is like #language #plagiarism.They take english
words,distort the shit out of the pronounciation,call it japanese?WTF?

WRANGLER,fading!

ThankQ for washing UR denims each day.I see they are fading>which is
why,I highly recommend WRANGLER,never fades after washes!

UNDERDEVELOPED japan

In my personal opinion, #japan is an UNDER-DEVELOPED country,with its
repression ,gender inequality,escapism&regressive ideas!

long face

Dear Mr.U,why the long face?If I see U yet another time with a face
that is almost about to cry,I might have to email you.AWW.

accidental dates

Dear Mr.U,at some point in the future,let us have UNEXPECTED
accidental DATES at the comedy place,k?NOT TOO SOON,yet,k?

egypt and street harrasment of women!

#EGYPT once the land of powerful queen ruler NEFERTITI is now the land
of street violence/harrasment against women! #gender_equality?

sunshine Mr.R

Mr.R is a very nice guy.Makes me chuckle instantly when I read his
tweets.The rugby body adds on to the appeal.#SUNSHINE

SOUL PART

Dear Mr.U, I hope you know that I may not email you anymore,but I do
want the best for you in life.You are part of my soul,k?HUGS

More nopes for him

No count chocula.No peanut butter sammy overload.No pokey.No
J*ckD**els.No calling up peeps U left behind.No thinking aloud.k?

nope

No crying on stage.No babbling on stage.No stripping on stage.No
engaging too much with audience other than the main job.k?

frank warren talking about postsecret video link

#Frank_warren talks about how he started his website postsecret.com in
this video http://player.vimeo.com/video/28071156 @postsecret

asking too much?

All of you SHOULDN'T be making me ask so many times.It is downright
disrespectful to do that to a friend!

BUSY sunday,saturday

Saturday and Sunday were JAM PACK BUSY to the point where I had to
DRINK 4 cups of tea and coffee just to stay awake my tired eyes!

ADVICE for c

Do not attempt to do any falsettos on stage.No fake voice articulation
either.Tons of water,no eating and laying down immediately.k?HUGS

THUMBS up to voice

Big thumbs up to UR voice!But then,any FAULTY articulation to try and
sing in a range other than ur natural will lead to nodes,again!

urge email

I vowed to myself that I will NEVER EVER email MR.U anymore.Stayed
true to my word so far,but have to struggle each urge to NOT email !

snoopy sneaky moat poem

To all the sneaky Mr.u's entourage ladies,who snoop on my twitter
stream,ladies,go read my MOAT poem about him on my poetry blog