french canadian keyboard!

voila, found a french-canadian keyboard, that preserves the usual
QWERTY arrangement but allows french typing too.YAY me!

french keyboard

The french keyboard has letters in OTHER positions than what I am used
to on my QWERTY keyboard.SHIT,need to RELEARN typing!

ratbite holes

I never opened the doors at night for fear of mosquitoes and rats in
this place.Finally when I braved it, all my clothes have ratbite
holes!

lip kisses in cesspools

The mouth is a cesspool of food debris,microorganisms,untreated
cavities,and such filth.Which is why,lipkisses are NOT my favorite
ever!

strange

TO know that though i have my followers,NO one is actually reading my
these tweets.GIVES ME A STRANGE SENSE OF FREEDOM!

first hand exp

When Mr.u STOPPED tweeting,blogging I urged him 2 resume.Now that I
got a first hand experience of his delusional fangirls,I get it!

BLAME and dysfunctionality

It is funny when women want to blame U/your beauty for the
DYSFUNCTIONALITY in THEIR relationship with their guy.Blaming
others!WTF

private

For folks franatically searching for my poetry poise blog,well,I made
it private.I made all blogs,tweets private except the veggie blog.

down payment engagemet ring

The engagement ring is like a DOWN PAYMENT for the PROPERTY called
WIFE that the guy intends to BUY sooner or later?#cowNmilk

MY AND THE

I find it offensive when people refer to their spouse as THE wife/THE
hubby,much like THE dog."MY wife" is better than "THE wife"!

emotional abuse in children

Most people suffer the worst and most abuse in the form of emotional
abuse and neglect from their own parents,family members!

damaged versus stronger

Slight hardship in life makes you stronger and wiser, but EXTREME
hardship makes you damaged and irreparable!

trolls vs docs,making a choice?

Shit man,I am needing to make my twitter account public again,just to
communicate with other docs.yet,the mr.u TROLLS!bleh!

TINY MONKEY DRAMA 2

Both tiny monkeys were of same sex(?) and too tiny to be even sexually
mature ,yet,one was FORCIBLY sexually penetrating other

tiny monkey drama

Two tiny monkeys were jumping around in the coconut
tree,then,suddenly,one tiny monkey started fucking the other inspite
of resistance!

skin color versus anthropological type

I think that identifying someone by their skin COLOR alone is MORE
OFFENSIVE or racist than mentioning their anthropological type!

SHADOW SEX!

shadows from my upstair apartment fall on a wall in front of my
balcony.I witnessed shadows having sex.GEEZUS!

oldie race?

Just coz I wrote a love poem about one old man,all other old men come
running to me asking to be sexed up too?WTF?violating!

guessing instinct

My instincts are PRETY spot on...even when people don't write in or
tweet in or email,I kinda vaguely GUESS what is going on.hmm

BABY CUTENESS GALORE

negroid babies=chocolate donuts,mongoloid babies=orangutan
babies,caucasian babies=still fetus looking.All of them=CUTENESS!

auntie lecinq

One of my tumblr friends delivered last yr.One twitter friend
delivered last month,another delivered this month.LECINQ=Aunt!

EAT something

I asked U not to eat count chocula ,pbj sammies.That doesn't mean you
DONT EAT altogether.YOU LOOK ANOREXIC.eat something?

black eyeliner,brown eyes

This utterly black eyeliner BROUGHT out the blue rim of my rusty brown
eyes.INteresting.the eyeliner is smudged all over already!

A Financially dependant equal

You cannot be financially dependant on someone and then ask them to
treat U LIKE AN EQUAL.why?coz U depend on their money!

rude landlady

I got grilled by my landlord's wife as to why I haven't married yet
and why my sister hasn't had kids yet.I might have gotten rude over
it!

I can ,,,but

aWWW..yes.I CAN..but should I?will I?EITHER WAYS...(jumps up to give a
hug,hangs from neck like a spider monkey)

TIGHT JEANS

Tight jeans are SO uncomfortable and dysfunctional.IMPEDED limb/hip
movement.How on earth can anyone willingly wear em!

petty

Petty minded,self absorbed,money hungry behavior really makes me lose
respect for you

girl finalists in american idol

I don't watch AMERICAN idol anymore,but,just found out that all
finalists in latest season are GIRLS.so,YAY for girl power!girls,sing
on!

IDIOT STARLETS

The hollywood managers of STARLETS tell them that the world runs
because of them and the IDIOTS actually believe that BS!

comfortable underwear

I find UNDERWEAR very constricting and uncomfortable.So, for most
part,I DON'T WEAR them.If at all I do,I wear comfortable ones!

cutting ties with common friends

Sometimes U have 2 cut ties with COMMON friends in order 2 completely
FORGET an old flame>Cut ties with mr.green COMMON frnd!

Left handed profusion

Interestingly,each single person,man or kid I take a liking to these
days,turns out to be left handed.case in point,ekid,mr.t,mr.r.Hmm

cementing ekid

The ekid incidentally is left handed,apparent from the fact that I saw
him cementing his front yard with his left hand.cool kid,fav kid!

INTRODUCING e KID

The neighborhood kid whom we shall now name as errands kid,or EKid,is
so happy go lucky,smart,innocent and prolly 12yrs old

errand boy

There is this neighborhood kid who is being used by all housewives in
our street as their ERRAND BOY.My fav kid of the neighborhood!

UNACCEPTABLE

Farmers are the people who produce our food.So,it is UTTERLY
unacceptable for them NOT to have enough to eat.COME ON!

poor but still sharing!

When I see humble poor farmers share whatever food they have with you
in utter generosity>tears in eyes,inspired to the core!

malnourished farmers

It breaks my heart into tiny little pieces when I see that farmers in
many countries are malnourished and live in utter poverty.SAD:(

pro-active decisions

Did satisfactory research and made the right choice.Being #proactive
in the community does me myself proud!YAY

garden update-spinach,sweetpotato

My #mini_garden update:spinach plant is dead,sweetpotato is a vine and
it is growing in leaps and bounds!ate some too!

rat meat china

#china has surpassed itself in the thuggery department with
adulterated meat scandal.RAT meat of all things..yay corrupt china!

permitted readers list

My blogs have gone PRIVATE due to mr.u ENTOURAGE delusional trolls.If
U give me your gmail id,i can add U on permitted readers list!

I love public transport

I love traveling by bus or train..Public transport is fun,saves
fuel,and allows for someone else to drive me around.YAY for metro!

privacy for now!

My twitter account has been made PRIVATE due to extremely delusional
folks from mr.u's fangirl entourage who think I am him!

back after mini break

For all the peeps who missed me on my mini-twitterbreak,I AM
BACK..only for a bit .it is gonna be this way for a while,k?